Malcolm and Fiona Piers-Taylor have an alternative approach to their business at The Old Mill House B&B in Bridport, Dorset.
Richard Tuke and Susan Hatch think it will be a wigwam, while Rachel and Dan Lonergan are expecting a commune. And in their room, Graham and Barbara Yellow discover Fiona's collection of crystals.
At dinner, vegetarians Malcolm and Fiona come under attack when Malcom doesn't hold back in his description of meat eating.
In the morning, Malcolm's meditation session gets a mixed response, and the B&B'ers are mostly left cold by the vegetarian buffet breakfast.
